What’s up, Internet? I’m
CLAIRE.
I’ve known copywriting was my calling since the 5th grade when I used up all of my computer class time making a “commercial” on PowerPoint. The product: a fictional air freshener for dogs named Smelly-Good-Fast. I wrote a jingle and everything. Yes, I still remember it. No, I won’t sing it for you.
When I’m not hunched over my keyboard, I like going to concerts, watching horror movies, drinking Slurpees, and taking my cat, Boxcar, for walks around the city.